Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
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