That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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