Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Did you just see the Batmobile???
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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