"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
