your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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