I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
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