don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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