Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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