can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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