I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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