Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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