She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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