There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
last night I used snow as a chaser
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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