If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Randomize
