went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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