and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
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