I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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