I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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