what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Randomize
