Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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