but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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