drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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