i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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