I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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