I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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