Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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