STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
