im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
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