Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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