I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Randomize
