omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I enjoy the company of your penis
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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