there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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