how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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