Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
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