why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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