all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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