Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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