WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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