Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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