In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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