Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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