She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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