Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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