This is not my ceiling
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
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