S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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