the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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