Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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