Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
