so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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