Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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