he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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